VENOMOUS AS A SNAKE
December 30, 2022
What’s worse than being a member
of the notorious Snake Eyes gang?
Funny you should ask…
I’ll tell you.
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It’s being forcefully engaged to the boss’s delusional son.
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Listen. In my experience, birds are insane…
Those uncaged idiots manage to be both
the predator and the prey at the same time.
This one bird in particular doesn’t seem
to comprehend that he’s not a snake.
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But it’s okay. I’m armed and venomous.
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While hunting for my lost mate, the aforementioned idiot
keeps sending his minions to nab me…
Until I finally stop hissing around and strike back.
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New town. New house. New bodies to hide.
You know the deal, right?
I can’t bury them all beneath my bushes like an improper lady.
That’s where my problems begin.
NOTE FROM MF
This is a dark and funny paranormal HFN standalone in the shared world, Society of Shifters. Content includes three-to-five fated mates, poorly timed humor, a charmed cobra, a pet snake named Carol, and a Pimp and a Hooker who run amuck… but it’s not what you’re thinking. Maybe.